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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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the-best-of-funny:

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

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cubangains:

aubernutter:

Sexting

Still not understanding why this one didn’t work

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the-best-of-funny:

cubangains:

aubernutter:

Sexting

Still not understanding why this one didn’t work

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occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

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the-best-of-funny:

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

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nernesis:

xoxo-rachel:

Forever reblog.

what the fuck kinda school do you got to where these are questions if you were gonna print out a fake exam to try to be humorous at least put SOME fuckin effort into making it look real

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the-best-of-funny:

nernesis:

xoxo-rachel:

Forever reblog.

what the fuck kinda school do you got to where these are questions if you were gonna print out a fake exam to try to be humorous at least put SOME fuckin effort into making it look real

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prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

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the-best-of-funny:

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

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secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

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